Saturday Festivities (prior to Oregon Manifest Official Kick-off Party at 7pm)
When: Noon – 3pm
Where: All participants have been emailed the start location, if you are registered and did not receive this email please email sscxwc@gmail.com
Route: Top Secret
What: Ride of Revelry, including feats of strength, daring, endurance, beauty and grandeur
Why:
Because Saturday we are comrades and Sunday we are combatants
Saturday we are lovers and Sunday we are fighters
Saturday we are pre Armageddon and Sunday we are post Armageddon
Saturday we are united and Sunday we are divided
Who: You
How: Meet at top secret location (see your email), follow prescribed route, partake in prescribed feats, ingest prescribed substances repeat as necessary until pain subsides and voices in head are quieted
Notes: Common sense dictates that you are responsible for you in terms of clothing, food, mechanicals and alcohol consumption
Last Note: An OBRA license is required for Sunday’s event all hail OBRA and their wildly reasonable $5 day of license fee. You may purchase these Saturday night (Oregon Manifest Party) or Sunday at SSCXWC Registration
I know the secret sign now
At first they wouldn’t tell me
But somehow
I found out
5 Responses to “Saturday Details”
yadayaya
3 years ago
Bitch! Where’d tha muthafukin cheez go at!!!
il rospo
3 years ago
shall we prepare for on-road or off-road revelry, feats of strength, daring, endurance, beauty and grandeur?
a ride on the back of a donkey through the desert? with a giant mask?
a treehouse “audition” with a saxophone serenade?
shoveling pig s%#t and methane burning?
cross bow dart dodging?
spinning the wheel to determine our fate?
playing chicken in an airplane with a hoard of mutant dune buggy drivers?
“you!”
“me?”
“you’ve got a plane.”
“i have?”
“it just might save your life.”
“it will?”
The Shaft
3 years ago
I would say bring your ss cross rig and dress to be warm. Fenders will be a good idea and maybe a backpack. The ride may change depending on weather, skills, and magic….
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il rospo
3 years ago
magic you say?
“find the little man! he’s got the knowin’ of a lotta things.”
velobarracho
3 years ago
Here are my rules:
Under consumption of booze on Saturday
Puking before the race (after is OK)
Being on the high seas at any time
Sandbagging
Failure to accept a beer handup during the race
Riding a gear smaller than 42 X 16
Not crashing at least once